Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

cosicosei

Search for a member

cosicosei

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3360
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cosicosei : .

cosicosei's page activity

Visits<b>plagiarismo</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:36pm<b>Retaheki</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 3:22am<b>cocainewhore</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:10pm<b>reburkah</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 2:05am<b>homesuckfucker</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 10:48pm<b>sirri</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 12:07am<b>iNewKid</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:55pm<b>JayBunny</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 8:09am<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 4:40pm<b>littleteapot</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 12:06am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 8:55am<b>Misswildsides</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 12:33am<b>jacc16</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 2:18am<b>ButterflyHaze</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 3:52pm<b>gigi_rawx</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 8:06am<b>metallica_wins</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 12:49am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 11:47am

cosicosei's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of cosicosei's badges

cosicosei's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24367) - you deserved it (6189)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, mah boyfriend an I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next looool to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him an me, it showd him an the other girl. And they kissd. FML

#19426684
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45735) - you deserved it (3199)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I Panickedhen I Saw A Spider On My Shoulder From The Corner Of My Eye. It Was A Brthmark. The Same One That Has Been There For The Last 23 Years. FML

#19286969
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8823) - you deserved it (19857)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (7180)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today , while bitching some grl out 4 spilling coffee all over me looool , she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished , "I can understand your anger , big grls like u get grumpy when there hungry." big fat FML

#17606800
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13251) - you deserved it (44197)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to mah car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33511) - you deserved it (3234)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WOKE UP FACE-DOWN IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVEWAY, SOAKING WET WITH NO PANTS, GLITTER IN MY HAIR, AND HOLDING AN EMPTY SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER JAR!! NO ONE WILL TELL ME WAT HAPPENED!! FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (20303)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I won te lottery. My ex-girlfriend as te ticket. I just broke up wit er. big fat FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49656) - you deserved it (25980)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (9721)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found that the love of life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
779 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67047) - you deserved it (14096)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42143) - you deserved it (28702)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I found out thathen I orgasm, mah increasd heret rate causes me to pass out. I also found out mah boyfriend doesn't stophen I'm unconscious. mega FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54548) - you deserved it (8002)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: