About copperchinchilla : Huge into music, I listen to at least a little bit of everything, and I play guitar and piano and sing. Also big into baseball and football (Nationals and Ravens) and play both. Message away, I'd love to talk!
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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copperchinchilla's favorite FMLs
Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML
by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by M / 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy
Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML
by EverettA / 09/11/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by FML / 09/04/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
by laurencoc / 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by bgierczak2 / 08/31/2015 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Work
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by BrandonDrapeau / 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML
by HAIL SITHIS / 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in… Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are…