About copperchinchilla : Huge into music, I listen to at least a little bit of everything, and I play guitar and piano and sing. Also big into baseball and football (Nationals and Ravens) and play both. Message away, I'd love to talk!
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copperchinchilla's favorite FMLs
Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML
by EverettA / 09/11/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by FML / 09/04/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
by laurencoc / 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by bgierczak2 / 08/31/2015 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Work
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by BrandonDrapeau / 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML
by HAIL SITHIS / 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
by silverspud / 06/12/2015 at 9:22pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/07/2015 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Malíya / 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
- Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and… Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused,… Today, I woke up to discover that the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML