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copperchinchilla

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1461
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About copperchinchilla : Huge into music, I listen to at least a little bit of everything, and I play guitar and piano and sing. Also big into baseball and football (Nationals and Ravens) and play both. Message away, I'd love to talk!

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Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - yesterday at 3:17pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:16am<b>kitkat818</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:16am<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:47am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:59pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:03pm<b>silentsuffer</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 2:43pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 2:16pm<b>henrylikestreats</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:51pm<b>catherine012</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:56pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:06am<b>BananaSantos</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:08pm<b>moron011</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 6:27am<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 4:32pm<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 10:39am<b>thevelociraptor</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:33pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:37pm<b>jessie85678</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:01am

Fucked!<b>seetei</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:57am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:50pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:42pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:33pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:41am<b>horseh</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:28am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:27pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:35am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 11:24pm<b>BananaSantos</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 10:19pm<b>iwanttogotoparis</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:28pm<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 7:19pm

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copperchinchilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

#21380298
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32918) - you deserved it (6579)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26637) - you deserved it (2751)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29972) - you deserved it (3541)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32306) - you deserved it (4619)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27889) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27625) - you deserved it (3300)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (7903)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29802) - you deserved it (2489)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

#21355268
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27979) - you deserved it (7155)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:54am - love - by StrawHatBill (man) - United States

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32169) - you deserved it (7694)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

#21348955
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28064) - you deserved it (2341)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29436) - you deserved it (3341)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29916) - you deserved it (13172)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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