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copperchinchilla

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1534
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About copperchinchilla : Huge into music, I listen to at least a little bit of everything, and I play guitar and piano and sing. Also big into baseball and football (Nationals and Ravens) and play both. Message away, I'd love to talk!

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Fucked!<b>seetei</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:57am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:50pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:42pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:33pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:41am<b>horseh</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:28am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:27pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:23pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:35am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 11:24pm<b>BananaSantos</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 10:19pm<b>iwanttogotoparis</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:28pm<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 7:19pm

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copperchinchilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21603) - you deserved it (2262)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

#21440427
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21721) - you deserved it (4870)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:25am - kids - by brichard22 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

#21432396
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26131) - you deserved it (2480)

On 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38156) - you deserved it (4192)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

#21425174
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28617) - you deserved it (5838)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by silverspud - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

#21422165
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (3160)

On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (3953)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

#21404625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (2073)

On 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm - misc - by Malíya - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (4635)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (2360)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
102 comments

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34191) - you deserved it (2826)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

#21388731
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (4670)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

#21385304
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24712) - you deserved it (3303)

On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

#21385195
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23663) - you deserved it (4300)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)



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