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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1949
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About copperchinchilla : Huge into music, I listen to at least a little bit of everything, and I play guitar and piano and sing. Also big into baseball and football (Nationals and Ravens) and play both. Message away, I'd love to talk!

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Visits<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 8:05pm<b>rileysmiley1</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 3:48pm<b>rookworst</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 3:23pm<b>_Asykes_</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 12:50pm<b>Tomato_Cheese</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 3:04am<b>prized_loser</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:03pm<b>cutycat136</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 9:45pm<b>RusticChick</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:05am<b>sa5v</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 10:52pm<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:28pm<b>Mar2171</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:42pm<b>mineller</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 5:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:26pm<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 9:03am<b>hallieee</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 11:13pm<b>rozalyn77</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 9:35pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 1:01am<b>avenue24</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:32am

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Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML


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On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML


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On 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Jess -

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


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On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML


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On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by M - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML


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On 09/04/2015 at 12:27pm - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML


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On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML


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On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML


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On 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm - kids - by BrandonDrapeau - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML


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On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML


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On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML


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On 07/12/2015 at 10:25am - kids - by brichard22 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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