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coolsoccer1234

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5200
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About coolsoccer1234 : Umm let's see...
I'm just a teenager that loves playing videogames, mostly: TES, Call of Duty, GTA, League of Legends, and The Witcher.
I love: listening to music, playing soccer and hanging out with friends. I'm a rapper and I make my own music too. Don't be shy, talk to me :)

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Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (3581)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25029) - you deserved it (1901)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (2630)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (2757)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

#21353290
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28177) - you deserved it (17624)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML

#21353256
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35654) - you deserved it (4338)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:59am - love - by krh14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

#21353086
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27917) - you deserved it (4980)

On 02/09/2015 at 11:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

#21352870
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (9426)

On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right into my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

#21352523
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36627) - you deserved it (2068)

On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home with no shopping. FML

#21352119
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43016) - you deserved it (2975)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33801) - you deserved it (2285)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

#21348664
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14776) - you deserved it (40093)

On 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm - health - by toe - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43809) - you deserved it (3197)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss told me they were letting me go because they "could no longer afford to pay me." Never mind the catered lunch they had the day before, which cost more than a week's worth of my salary. FML

#21348253
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30864) - you deserved it (2071)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - work - by Not Worth a Lunch - United States (North Carolina)



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