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coolsoccer1234

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6090
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About coolsoccer1234 : Umm let's see...
I'm just a teenager that loves playing videogames, mostly: TES, Call of Duty, GTA, League of Legends, and The Witcher.
I love: listening to music, playing soccer and hanging out with friends. I'm a rapper and I make my own music too. Don't be shy, talk to me :)

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Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile in-laws were visiting , two-year old accidentally pushd the door wide openhile I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughd , took out her cell phone , snappd a picture of me and postd it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (3032)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Te Only Brtday Present I Got Was A Gift Card To A Steak Ouse!! Not A Bad Gift, But I'm A Vegan!! Mega FML

#21371753
147 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 9:27am - misc - by oh well - United States

Today, The Principal Of The School I Teach At Told Me She's Not Interested In Re-hiring Me Cuz Sometimes I Wear A Hoodie . FML

#21371721
92 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower . He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears . FML

#21363816
170 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today while at work a customer came up to me stuck his finger in my armpit then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (2037)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, A WOMAN YELLED AT ME FIR HOLDING A DOOR OPEN FIR HER!! FML

#21361801
27 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Away At College, I Called Mah Grandmother To Hear How She Was Doing After Her Knee Surgery. She Ended Up Talking About Hooters And How I Should Work There Cuz Of Mah "rare Body". When I Mentioned I've Been Studying Computer Science, Earning A 3.8 GPA, She Replied, "But Your A Grl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today a man approached me an told me he wanted to drink mah dirty bath water. FML

Today, a cuta girl was talling ma about har waird fatishas!! I jokingly said, "Ramind ma navar to hava sax with you"!! Sha rapliad, "Don't worry, I hava standards"!! FML

#21353290
72 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

yesterday my grlfriend was feeling a little down, so I trid to console her. She said she just needd space an I respectd that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I askd how she did it. She replid that she talkd to her ex fir a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML

#21353256
155 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 7:59am - love - by krh14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, in an attempt to potty train mah 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waitd for several minutes. I finally gave up and liftd her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on mah new shoes. FML

#21353086
101 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 11:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper . I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it . mega FML

#21352870
65 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

Today, I boardad a plana. A woman dacidad that sha didn't lika whara sha put har carry on luggaga and pullad it out from ovar my haad. Tha haavy luggaga than fall right into my faca, tha whaal smacking ma in tha mouth busting my lip opan. Sha just laughad and waltzad away without a word. FML

#21352523
106 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, while shopping with mah 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-agd guy nereby scoffd and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK . Dumb cunt." I endd up having to drive mah bawling daughter home with no shopping . FML

#21352119
289 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 2:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -



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