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coolsoccer1234

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coolsoccer1234

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6361
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About coolsoccer1234 : Umm let's see...
I'm just a teenager that loves playing videogames, mostly: TES, Call of Duty, GTA, League of Legends, and The Witcher.
I love: listening to music, playing soccer and hanging out with friends. I'm a rapper and I make my own music too. Don't be shy, talk to me :)

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coolsoccer1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

#21394577
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (3380)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

#21390271
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31490) - you deserved it (2980)

On 04/08/2015 at 9:58pm - love - by Heart-Broken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

#21390121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (3702)

On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33399) - you deserved it (3545)

On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16413) - you deserved it (30944)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36914) - you deserved it (2230)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30534) - you deserved it (3044)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML

#21371753
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30478) - you deserved it (7244)

On 03/10/2015 at 9:27am - misc - by oh well - United States

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

#21371721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41) - you deserved it (4588)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24) - you deserved it (4801)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27687) - you deserved it (2037)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31661) - you deserved it (2994)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34541) - you deserved it (2906)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML



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