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by AnonymousAmber / 10/31/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by peanutprobs / 10/31/2014 at 5:12pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:55am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Kids
by facebookdeception / 10/31/2014 at 12:25am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
by wow / 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
by sirphilmckraken / 08/08/2014 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by freakedout / 08/08/2014 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Lisa / 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
by what people do for money / 07/18/2014 at 12:45pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by chloecamp / 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by thedoc / 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having… Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate…