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About cookimonstur : Hi, it me
I check FML every morning as if it's the daily newspaper
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015