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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 395
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cookimonstur : Hi, it me
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21607) - you deserved it (3546)

On 10/14/2012 at 12:39am - animals - by Patrick - United States (Louisiana)



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