Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

cookimonstur

Online | Search for a member

cookimonstur

41Fucked!

cookimonstur
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 658
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cookimonstur : Hi, it me
I have 10 piercings✌🏼️
And this emoji is fabulous🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼

cookimonstur's page activity

Visits<b>lkah</b> - 2 hours ago<b>JoshWade62</b> - 12 hours ago<b>Shayn_25</b> - 16 hours ago<b>crocks97</b> - yesterday at 3:13pm<b>s1s1</b> - yesterday at 2:16pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 9:30am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:02am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:35pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 10:48pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:22pm<b>GodPart2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:08pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:24pm<b>lesnotbehonest</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:49pm<b>Cameron05233250</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:20pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:29pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:10pm<b>Coffee5555</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 1:39pm<b>nephilim241</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:43pm

Fucked!<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:25am<b>lesnotbehonest</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:49pm<b>Cameron05233250</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:20pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:11am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:21pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 12:31pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 2:20am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 7:07pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:08am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:19am<b>A07</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:57am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 10:07pm<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 11:39pm<b>rookworst</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 8:17pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:59pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 4:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:13am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:08am

cookimonstur's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

See all of cookimonstur's badges

cookimonstur's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

#20115908
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23880) - you deserved it (3796)

On 10/14/2012 at 12:39am - animals - by Patrick - United States (Louisiana)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: