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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3713
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About colton_colton : No, the girl is not my kid, she's someone I watched at my church VBS, but i do love her :)

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colton_colton's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10941) - you deserved it (24103)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31864) - you deserved it (28447)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (7022)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:11am - love - by MrsRockyHorror (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (2429)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23610) - you deserved it (2393)

On 02/10/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (86900) - you deserved it (4964)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33189) - you deserved it (5101)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37456) - you deserved it (2396)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by a (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38257) - you deserved it (4823)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:44am - animals - by Halloweenie (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68600) - you deserved it (9251)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38048) - you deserved it (2237)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML


I agree, your life sucks (77158) - you deserved it (3379)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44138) - you deserved it (8230)

On 08/13/2009 at 6:30pm - love - by Mark (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (96504) - you deserved it (7972)

On 08/09/2009 at 9:48am - love - by gtrs750 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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