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by anon / 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm / United States / Health
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 10:52pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
by she sure has an arm. / 02/28/2013 at 6:57am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by jdch_99 / 11/03/2012 at 1:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
by ewww / 08/26/2012 at 5:21am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by wtf / 08/26/2012 at 1:03am / New Zealand (Southland) / Love
Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML
by LNamesOnly / 07/09/2012 at 3:31am / Australia / Kids
Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
by wetandnaked / 07/09/2012 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Health
by FuckYou / 07/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
by apparantlyStupid / 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm / Miscellaneous
by RatCityChick / 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Wubba87 / 06/27/2012 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what… Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis… Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during…