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by gullible / 04/12/2014 at 12:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML
by FaceTime issues / 04/06/2014 at 2:57am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
by molliciousj / 02/19/2014 at 12:09am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Kyra.45 / 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 7:44am / United States / Intimacy
Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me for all I'm worth because I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's "illegal" to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML
by goshoveafuckingfrappuccinoupyourvagyoupsychocunt / 09/07/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
by :) / 05/29/2013 at 3:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by AllegroRubato / 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/20/2012 at 4:42am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by juliette / 10/08/2012 at 1:39am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML
by sketchball / 10/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Intimacy
by Hairless freak / 09/23/2012 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just… Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I… Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had…