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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 June 1994 (21 years)
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Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24534) - you deserved it (2322)

On 11/08/2015 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML


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On 11/04/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 2:14am - love - by I'm my husband's second mom - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as always, I'm so flat-chested and childlike in appearance that my boyfriend successfully passed me off as his little sister to save money at a restaurant. FML


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On 11/01/2015 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML


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On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 4:17am - work - by idontmakethedresscode - United States (California)

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML


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On 10/22/2015 at 8:18pm - animals - by OhWait - United States (New York)

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML


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On 10/15/2015 at 2:24am - misc - by cookie_lover_xx - United States (Arizona)

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML


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On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 19 year old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML


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On 10/10/2015 at 11:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 9:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 7:29am - health - by -_- (man) - United States (California)

Today, after hearing the results of my spinal tap, following several scans, my doctor said discovering that I have Multiple Sclerosis was a "happy accident". FML


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On 10/06/2015 at 12:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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