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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
by jons / 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Sal / 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
by Noname / 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Owned / 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love