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cmat84's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Why / 04/24/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy
by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 12:30pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Kids
Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML
by nocongratsneeded / 11/03/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by ph2222 / 10/05/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2015 at 3:00am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by YES I MEAN *EX* GIRLFRIEND / 08/17/2015 at 4:14pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Johnvris / 07/08/2015 at 10:44am / Aruba / Love
by Smeagogole / 07/02/2015 at 12:30am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by betterthanhodor / 06/03/2015 at 11:46am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 05/10/2015 at 9:47am / United States / Health
by gassygirlfriend / 05/10/2015 at 4:40am / United States (Idaho) / Love