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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About clynct : I typically will read FML in bed right before I drift off into dreamland..

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML


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