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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 February 1994 (21 years)
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Today, it's my wedding day. I have a cold sore that makes me look like The Joker. Make-up won't cover it and the emergency medicine my doctor gave me only irritates it more. My future husband asks, "Why so serious?" and laughs whenever he sees me. Fantastic. FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by sharibaby (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

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