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clovercrisis
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 14
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, it's my wedding day. I have a cold sore that makes me look like The Joker. Make-up won't cover it and the emergency medicine my doctor gave me only irritates it more. My future husband asks, "Why so serious?" and laughs whenever he sees me. Fantastic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39068) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/30/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by sharibaby (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39688) - you deserved it (17643)

On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)



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