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Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40366) - you deserved it (4727)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31193) - you deserved it (5614)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74250) - you deserved it (8920)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML


I agree, your life sucks (90744) - you deserved it (8930)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

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