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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About classy123456789 : I love mma paintball snowboarding and I'm a little wiered

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Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60592) - you deserved it (4816)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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