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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5087
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About claiiire : 19, college student. Message me if you want to conversate and such, promise I'm nice.
Sorry I'm not very photogenic.

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Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54949) - you deserved it (26683)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by LockandKey - United States (Illinois)

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70960) - you deserved it (3882)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13034) - you deserved it (65972)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13062) - you deserved it (43757)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (66798) - you deserved it (2946)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (5174)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30090) - you deserved it (2326)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10493) - you deserved it (34746)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML


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