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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4074
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About claiiire : 19, college student. Message me if you want to conversate and such, promise I'm nice.
Sorry I'm not very photogenic.

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Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house . I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me . FML

#6506923
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40675) - you deserved it (8060)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML

#6461124
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10490) - you deserved it (38976)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday mah roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his grlfriend . As a couple.. . they are constantly all over each other.. . an can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice . Plus.. . they lyk to kick me out of the room to do stuff . FML

#6242295
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27956) - you deserved it (5231)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by ughhhh (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, wa got our rasults 4 our final grada English papar on which I workd butt off on, an also which I lat bast-friand copy off from. I racaivd a E- an two datantions 4 plagiarism. My friand got a A minus. All sha said was ( oh wall, at laast u trid yur bast ). FML

#6225217
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13237) - you deserved it (47575)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by fuck_thisshit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, ma girlfriend of tree years broke up wit me because se found a lot of rd lipstick on ma neck!! Te rd lipstick was from er lipstick because se came over in te middle of te nigt wen se was really drunk, ten left!! Se refuses to listen to me!! FML

#6181842
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35184) - you deserved it (2886)

On 11/06/2009 at 12:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I looool went 4 coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

#6162921
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37370) - you deserved it (3625)

On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday... I heardhimperinghile I was in mah bedroom. Thinking it was mah parents doing something nasty... I let them do it an turnd on mah music. My parents came home from work an I looool realisd they were never home. I went into the room an saw mah dead dog laying on the floor. fat FML

#5959934
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50668) - you deserved it (9966)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ashleyramsay (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, I WANT TO THA DOCTOR TO TRY AND GAT ANSWARS ABOUT THA NUMBNASS AND TINGLING IN MAH RIGHT LAG!! THA DR TOLD MA I WAS TOO FAT FOR MAH PANTS, AND I PINCHAD A NARVA!! MAGA FML

#5604597
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11797) - you deserved it (35880)

On 10/02/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by apowell5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I Realized That I Can't Shave Mah Unibrow Because I Have Too Much Acne On Mah Forehead. FML

#5583286
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50917) - you deserved it (9527)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I Realized That I Can't Shave Mah Unibrow Because I Have Too Much Acne On Mah Forehead. FML

#5583286
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50917) - you deserved it (9527)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . mah boyfriend of 5 yeres broke up with me . Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde.. . and we both looool have dark hair . Did I cheat? No . I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4.. . As did every one else born in mah family . I guess this factor doesn't count when your paranoid . FML

#5249359
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50496) - you deserved it (5068)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S MOTHER 4 THE FRST TIME. SHE GREETED US HOLDING A BABY, AND I TOLD HER HOW CUTE HER SON WAS. SHE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS HER GRANDSON. TURNS OUT BOYFRIEND IS THE FATHER. WE'RE 16. BIG FAT FML

#5106151
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52896) - you deserved it (3938)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Notyourstepmom - United States (Nevada)

2DAY I WROTE A NOTE FOR MAH CRUSH OF 2 YEARS, EXPRESSING ALL MAH FEELINGS FOR HIM SIGNED IT AS ( FOREVER YUR LOVER ) THEN I SLIPPED IT INTO HIS LOCKER. LATER THAT DAY, HE WALKED BACK UP TO ME, TOSSED THE NOTE AT ME AND SAID ( YOU KNOW I RECOGNIZE YUR HANDWRITING, RIGHT? ) FML

#4865641
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40676) - you deserved it (27762)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - love - by fmynote (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, mah next door nieghbor told me that he liked the carpet in mah bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in mah bedroom. FML

#4767628
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41438) - you deserved it (2116)

On 08/23/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by violatedinden (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I Askad Mah Husbandhy Ha Won't List Ma As His Wifa On Facabook. Apparantly, It's Cuz Ha Doasn't Want Tha High School Friand Ha Just Raconnactad With To Know That Ha Marriad "tha Biggast Gaak In Thahola School." Wa Want To Tha Sama High School. FML

#4709917
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38926) - you deserved it (3403)

On 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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