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  • Town/Country : Raleigh, NC, US
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About ckjy : Expat Kiwi from Auckland. INFP. Totally facetious.

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Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41157) - you deserved it (5693)

On 03/30/2014 at 6:04am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML



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