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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 August 1987 (28 years)
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Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26985) - you deserved it (17040)

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