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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 29110
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About citylights : i love you,

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Visits<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:23am<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 8:47am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 8:36am<b>carrieboz</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 8:33pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 11:33am<b>matman82</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 8:36pm<b>Willman757</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 12:10am<b>Survii</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 10:18am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 9:09am<b>JazzlaWazz</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 1:39pm<b>Jxce</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 3:10am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 9:57am<b>dacoovinator88</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 4:34pm<b>Thunderballs</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 9:14am<b>trex19</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 12:41am<b>EwahWeeWah</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:28pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 4:29pm<b>H4H</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:39pm

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 7:23am<b>cuz803</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 2:47pm<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 3:09pm<b>Jxce</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 9:11am<b>CallMeACanadian</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 11:41pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 2:41pm<b>masschris</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:42pm<b>Montiphelia</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:15pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:14pm<b>joco4</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 4:34pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 4:16am<b>shadow42</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 8:44pm<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 9:03am<b>lahutchins</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 8:07pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 5:08pm<b>applecrusher</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 4:19pm<b>ashyrz</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:14pm<b>whatcouldgowrong</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:34am

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citylights's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are required to sing. A late night DJ came in, put 20 dollars in the tip cup, and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back. FML

by Rev / 03/18/2009 at 1:05am / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

by Sebastian / 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

by Sad / 03/01/2009 at 4:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy