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  • Number of visits : 28989
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About citylights : i love you,

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Visits<b>Survii</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 10:18am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 9:09am<b>JazzlaWazz</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 1:39pm<b>Jxce</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 3:10am<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 4:51pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 9:57am<b>dacoovinator88</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 4:34pm<b>Thunderballs</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 9:14am<b>trex19</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 12:41am<b>EwahWeeWah</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:28pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 4:29pm<b>H4H</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:39pm<b>Watsworth</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:14pm<b>mrchachie</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 11:29pm<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 9:43pm<b>silkyred</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 12:42pm<b>srinivasawesum</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 6:26am<b>plastix</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 1:41am

Fucked!<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 3:09pm<b>Jxce</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 9:11am<b>CallMeACanadian</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 11:41pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 2:41pm<b>masschris</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:42pm<b>Montiphelia</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:15pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:14pm<b>joco4</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 4:34pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 4:16am<b>shadow42</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 8:44pm<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 9:03am<b>lahutchins</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 8:07pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 5:08pm<b>applecrusher</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 4:19pm<b>ashyrz</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:14pm<b>whatcouldgowrong</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:34am<b>ashish22</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:40am<b>Lukeeeeee</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 7:35pm

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Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

by MID12 / 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

by whatever / 03/23/2009 at 2:46am / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy

Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. FML

by mbrooke / 03/23/2009 at 12:31am / United States (Iowa) / Transportation

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

by tinytitty / 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

by TANT / 03/22/2009 at 12:53am / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

by nick / 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Holidays

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

by Bden / 03/21/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another, and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walks in. After a long, awkward pause, she says "I like your socks" and walks out. She is a teacher at my highschool. I have to see her everyday. FML

by mjayne17 / 03/21/2009 at 3:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

by cjj325 / 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

by its_all_legit / 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

by Melaknee / 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

by Opplyst11 / 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise and shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i responded "Baby, what time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML

by Noname / 03/18/2009 at 11:48am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML

by Jaxter / 03/18/2009 at 1:41am / United States (Idaho) / Love