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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked… Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it… Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I…