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  • Number of visits : 1603
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chutney_02 : Hello
I'm generally a happy smiley person, but messages make me happier *hint* *hint*
I wish people could give the skill of great commenting as presents...

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Today, I bit into a piaca of homagrown lattuca from mah gardan. Apparantly, I'm not tha only ona to anjoy mah produca, bacausa I took a bita out of a small catarpillar. FML

#21330219
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (9358)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:42pm - misc - by Malina - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , I DECIDED TO SPLURGE AN GET VALET PARKING AT A FANCY RESTAURANT . I GOT OUT OF THE CAR AN GAVE THE MAN MY KEYS AN WATCHED AS HE SLOWLY BACKED MY CAR INTO ANOTHER CAR . FML

#21319039
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (3105)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:33am - misc - by seriously - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticad that I'm way mora productivahan I'm drinking thanhan I'm not. I think I just figurad out y I'm ralatad to so many alcoholics. FML

#21315807
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26269) - you deserved it (2804)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:17pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I askd my dad wy we didn't ave any babby pictures. His response was , "Tey got lost in te flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML

#21314190
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31241) - you deserved it (2412)

On 12/09/2014 at 12:45am - misc - by mn167109 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of mah yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave mah bikini and towel inside. This idea backfred however when mah mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

#21207511
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43251) - you deserved it (14453)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I collected a package from a andsome UPS guy. We excanged smiles, an e even noticeably cecked me out. I was feeling really confident fir te frst time in a wile. Ten I went inside an saw tat I ad two uge breastmilk spots on ma cest. FML

TODAY, I CLOGGED TE ONLY TOILET AT WORK. TINKING I COULD ESCAPE AN BLAME SOMEONE ELSE, I OPENED TE DOOR, ONLY TO SEE A LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING OUTSIDE. FML

#21168163
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44430) - you deserved it (16056)

On 06/09/2014 at 12:28pm - work - by deservedly - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was cooking dinner 4 my children, managing 4 once not to screw up an hurt myself. Then,hile chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

#21151195
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43464) - you deserved it (7088)

On 05/25/2014 at 1:35pm - health - by 5p4571k (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I took my driving test. I looool had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

#21150097
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39158) - you deserved it (19032)

On 05/24/2014 at 11:22am - misc - by Lindsey (woman) - United States

Today I nervously flirted with a very cute guy . Being a little overweight I rarely think cute guys will go for me . This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it . big fat FML

#21138042
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55933) - you deserved it (7148)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, an old man wantd to give me a tip fir bagging his groceries. He slippd some money as deep into mah pocket as he could, stroking mah thigh fir a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile an winkd before walking away. real FML

#21134110
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41684) - you deserved it (4125)

On 05/08/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

MY TODDLER FOUND MAH DAUGHTER'S RECORDER FROM 3RD GRADE AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO PLAY THE HIGHEST PITCH NOTE. OF COURSE, MAH DAUGHTER PULLS OUT HER TROMBONE TO HAVE A JAM SESSION. AND I'M OUT OF IBUPROFEN. FML

#21121712
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (4995)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:28am - kids - by missmom83 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I mat a cuta guy, an avarything want graat. Aftar a whila, ha askad ma for mah numbar an I gava it to him. Now ha won't stop taxting ma, asking for picturas of mah toas. big fat FML



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