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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2046
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About chubby_choco : I'm mostly on here for cheap laughs and to let the truly deserving know that they're better than the people causing them problems.

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chubby_choco's favorite FMLs

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
649 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (281081)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML

#1930454
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17107) - you deserved it (95276)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML

#1930337
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (374705) - you deserved it (19025)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I PUTTD A 'FREE IF HOT-WIRD' SIGN ON MY FRIEND'S CAR. I GUESS IT WORKD. FML

#1766885
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8126) - you deserved it (77535)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I left a party after drinking and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep 4 emergency situation to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (273273)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money . Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning . After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills . Really . FML

#1547778
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164341) - you deserved it (25193)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:56am - health - by Sick (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got yur bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. looool Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14813) - you deserved it (94124)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I was taking te subway to work wen I saw a really ot grl. Noticing tat se, like me, ad a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is tat Double Ds u ave tere?" Se didn't pick up tat I was talking about te coffee. FML

#1466459
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (89611)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day After Driving A Few Hours Late At Night I Decided To Entertain The Car Tailgating Me By Not Letting Him Pass. After Doing This 4 3miles, Reaching 93MPH, I Decided To Let The Car Pass Me. When I Switched Lanes, The Car Tailgating Me Light Up In Red And Blue. It Was A Cop. FML

#1363713
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10690) - you deserved it (91113)

On 04/26/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS GOING 73 IN A 55 ON A COUNTRY ROADHEN AN ONCOMING COP PASSD ME . HE PULLD A U TURN . I TURND OFF THE MAIN ROAD AND TOOK RANDOM TURNS . I GOT LOST, WAS 30 MINUTES LATE TO WORK, AND THE COP STILL FOUND ME AND GAVE ME TWO TICKETS . I HAD TO ASK HIM FIR DIRECTIONS . FML

#1021876
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10732) - you deserved it (89148)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:52pm - work - by TheBRADLeyB (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (130333)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

#850097
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13644) - you deserved it (160768)

On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35502) - you deserved it (497219)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,ile working at a Subway store rigt next to a big ospital , tere was a big line of people all getting tier subs toastd. Witout turning around , I askd te next person in line , "I'll bet you want yours extra toastd?" Se was a burns victim from te ospital. FML



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