About chubby_choco : I'm mostly on here for cheap laughs and to let the truly deserving know that they're better than the people causing them problems.
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chubby_choco's favorite FMLs
by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
by peeoncarl1111 / 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm / United States / Love
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
by dumbass1991 / 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
by Katie / 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2010 at 5:18am / United States (Kentucky) / Transportation
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by stick / 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by PanFace / 10/13/2009 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
by SucksToBeMe / 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
by nipped / 09/16/2009 at 9:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
by Nick / 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2009 at 3:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
- Today, a customer bitched at me in front of her children for 10 minutes because I wouldn't open the… Today, my mom was holding a glass of water and asked if I thought she was going to throw it at me.… Today, while on vacation, I received a text from my friend whom I asked to water my plants saying,…