About chubby_choco : I'm mostly on here for cheap laughs and to let the truly deserving know that they're better than the people causing them problems.
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by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
by The Towel Molester / 01/26/2012 at 9:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by JMcKay / 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by lol / 01/25/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
by Scumbagmemory / 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 9:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/19/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by bad luck? / 01/19/2012 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.…