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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2045
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About chubby_choco : I'm mostly on here for cheap laughs and to let the truly deserving know that they're better than the people causing them problems.

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chubby_choco's favorite FMLs

Today, after I spent nearly tree ours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a sit . FML

#19032075
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24296) - you deserved it (3630)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (9334)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today... I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave... it stopped at my boss's floor... an he got in. fat FML

#19025200
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6587) - you deserved it (40534)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (3730)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today , I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game . I don't have a problem running a lap nude around mah block , but the cops in the police station right across from mah house probably will . real FML

#19017961
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9036) - you deserved it (30385)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now , every time that we have sex , that song is going to be stuck in my head.

#19005217
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (36107)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I Was Using A Restroom When I Hered Someone Sneeze . I Said, "Bless You." It Happened Again About Three Times, So I Repeated Myself Each Time . I Then Noticed It Was An Automatic Air Freshener . FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15907) - you deserved it (22796)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, A Strangar Told Ma How Proud Ha Was That My Boyfriand An I Wara So Opan With Our Saxuality . For Tha Past Thraa Yaars, Most Strangars Hava Thought Wa Ara A Pair Of Gay Man . I Am A Woman . Maga FML

#18976383
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32944) - you deserved it (7141)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I was breaking into a househen three police cruisers pulld up!! They ran my social, my license plates, and askd me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work!! I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost thier keys!! FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36433) - you deserved it (3361)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was mah sister, an I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57231) - you deserved it (4408)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, WHILE DRIVING TO WORK IN HEAVY TRAFFIC, I GOT SO INTO THE SONG I WAS LISTENING TO THAT I TAPPED MAH FOOT ON THE GAS TO THE BEAT . I REAR-ENDED THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME . FML

#18963505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7341) - you deserved it (42968)

On 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , MAH SISTAR SAT IT SO ALL THA YAHOO ARTICLA I RAAD R PUBLISHD ON MAH FACABOOK WALL. THIS WOULD HAVA BAAN FINA HAD I NOT DACIDD TO RAAD , "DOAS THA GYNACOLOGIST CARA IF U SHAVA?" FML

#18957041
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (4885)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I cut mah finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10747) - you deserved it (42805)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today , I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady lookd very angry at me an startd talking. Then she lookd like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently , I'd been stepping on her foot. She decidd to poke me in the eye an type , "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38543) - you deserved it (2968)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States



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