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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About christiancrew : Someone help me learn how to use this app

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46655) - you deserved it (6089)

On 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by not even getting any of her shrimp (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (4068)

On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52980) - you deserved it (11920)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (111320) - you deserved it (11759)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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