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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About chrisstanford : 20 years old football fanatic /Collegiate football player

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Visits<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 10:07pm<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 7:13am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 9:34pm<b>flopstar</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 5:29pm<b>AlexandriaNecole</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:45pm<b>BirdThatCantFly</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 12:50am<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 12:39am<b>katiegurl19512</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 1:58pm<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 12:21am<b>groovy579</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 9:13pm<b>IAmNotAnAnimal</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 7:33pm<b>Tamara93</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 7:25pm<b>jentlemen</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 5:10pm<b>tagallopes</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 3:08pm<b>cherrio27</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 2:24pm<b>enriquegonzolas</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 1:32pm<b>chattysoul890</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 12:45pm<b>geesem</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 9:46am

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 4:07am

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chrisstanford's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

by Jarool / 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

by bambam / 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

by Felicityfrank / 05/01/2014 at 10:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

by birthdaygirl / 04/16/2014 at 1:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

by lunarboy / 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous