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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4831
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chrisstachon : Hi. My name is Chris. I'm 20, 5'9" also a hundred percent Polish. Definitely call myself a gamer. I love "House/EDM" music but I listen to pretty much everything. My Steam id Chagonxd(PC gaming Application). kik chris.stachon in case you wanted it. Well if you're still reading this description and want to know more about me send me a message and ask. Or just say "hi", "hey", " hello", or something goofy to make me laugh.

chrisstachon's page activity

Visits<b>vertencar</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 1:27pm<b>booklover98</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 6:36pm<b>Leafa</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 11:31pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 4:01am<b>kay_rystal</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 4:29pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:12am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 10:32am<b>mylm</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 4:20pm<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 3:22pm<b>uhitsbri</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 10:47pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 12:38am<b>rustybucket</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 3:13am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 6:08am<b>Bruhjf</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:45pm<b>sophie_doll</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:54pm<b>ashyismyname2107</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:11pm<b>Kim44</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 3:39am<b>fairy0spirit</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 12:01am

Fucked!<b>booklover98</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 12:36am<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 3:12pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 4:32pm<b>demi94</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 1:33pm<b>Nina825</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 11:41pm<b>jessi_sunshine</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:21am<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:19am<b>chloe24601</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:57pm<b>maggiefox</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:51pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 11:12pm<b>ashyismyname2107</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 4:19am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:53am<b>MelTheGreat</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:50am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:27pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:39pm<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:18am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:02pm

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chrisstachon's favorite FMLs

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

by smokecloud_ / 07/02/2015 at 2:40am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

by stillhungry / 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

by tycrist8 / 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

by ijustwantpizza / 01/07/2015 at 7:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

by AOart1st / 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

by anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 12:51am / United States (California) / Love