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chrisstachon

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chrisstachon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2993
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chrisstachon : Hi. My name is Chris. I'm 20, 5'9" also a hundred percent Polish. Definitely call myself a gamer. I love "House/EDM" music but I listen to pretty much everything. My Steam id Chagonxd(PC gaming Application). kik chris.stachon in case you wanted it. Well if you're still reading this description and want to know more about me send me a message and ask. Or just say "hi", "hey", " hello", or something goofy to make me laugh.

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Visits<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 12:39am<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 11:07pm<b>ekaat11</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:00am<b>Leafa</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:13am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 12:16am<b>DustySecrets</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:13am<b>acevango</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 3:16pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 4:13pm<b>teddybear208</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:57pm<b>twitchywaffles</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 8:23am<b>braver7315</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 9:58pm<b>sam882</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:06pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:26am<b>imhope</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:55pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:35pm<b>hannahmabry14</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:30pm<b>jessi_sunshine</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:20pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:08pm

Fucked!<b>jessi_sunshine</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:21am<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:19am<b>chloe24601</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:57pm<b>maggiefox</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:51pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 11:12pm<b>ashyismyname2107</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 4:19am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:53am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:55am<b>MelTheGreat</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:50am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:27pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:39pm<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:18am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:02pm<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:28am<b>eleanorrigby90</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 4:00pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:06am<b>oathkeeper99</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:06pm

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chrisstachon's favorite FMLs

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25536) - you deserved it (1733)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29623) - you deserved it (2036)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26004) - you deserved it (3364)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31786) - you deserved it (2304)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

#21432491
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (2869)

On 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm - kids - by tycrist8 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36360) - you deserved it (5993)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20146) - you deserved it (35093)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

#21353290
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30280) - you deserved it (19285)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36450) - you deserved it (2707)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

#21332565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35645) - you deserved it (7154)

On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21866) - you deserved it (42625)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (15188)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (12431)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37636) - you deserved it (3594)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

#21290182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29508) - you deserved it (6478)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)



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