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chrisstachon

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2716
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chrisstachon : Hi. My name is Chris. I'm 19, 5'9" also a hundred percent Polish. Definitely call myself a gamer. I have a dog named Ginger. I love "House/EDM" music but I listen to pretty much everything. My Instagram chris_nightwing, My Steam id Chagonxd(PC gaming Application). Well if you're still reading this description and want to know more about me send me a message and ask. Or just say "hi", "hey", " hello", or something goofy to make me laugh.

chrisstachon's page activity

Visits<b>turnip10</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 12:48pm<b>skye147</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:10am<b>musicloverwells</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:31am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:53pm<b>pinque</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:29pm<b>sydneymwfca</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:04am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:12pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:06pm<b>zahidnasir</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:18am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 11:04pm<b>ashyismyname2107</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 10:19pm<b>oathkeeper99</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:15pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 12:22am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:30pm<b>bearbears</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:33am<b>Mogo25067</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 5:08pm<b>hey_its_me_</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 10:58am<b>fabricio_12345</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:27pm

Fucked!<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 11:12pm<b>ashyismyname2107</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 4:19am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:53am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:55am<b>MelTheGreat</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:50am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:27pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:39pm<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:18am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:02pm<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:28am<b>eleanorrigby90</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 4:00pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:06am<b>oathkeeper99</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:06pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:29am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:18am<b>skye147</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:06pm<b>KaylaDaniellee</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 6:30am<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:56pm

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chrisstachon's favorite FMLs

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25942) - you deserved it (1766)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23664) - you deserved it (3169)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28997) - you deserved it (2078)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

#21432491
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23901) - you deserved it (2517)

On 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm - kids - by tycrist8 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34167) - you deserved it (5260)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (211) - you deserved it (31823)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

#21353290
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26778) - you deserved it (17887)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34532) - you deserved it (2339)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

#21332565
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35598) - you deserved it (7149)

On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21112) - you deserved it (41324)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32198) - you deserved it (15177)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41334) - you deserved it (12405)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35593) - you deserved it (3154)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

#21290182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (6471)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)



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