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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2214
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chrisstachon : Hi. My name is Chris. I'm 19, 5'9" also a hundred percent Polish. I'm going to college to study Microsoft and Cisco networking technology. I have a gaming PC and PS3. Definitely call myself a gamer. I have a dog named Ginger. She's a toy poodle, chiwawa mix. If you've ever watched "The Hangover" people say I remind them of "Alan". Probably because I'm random and funny it's a package. I love "House/EDM" music but I listen to everything. Instagram chris_nightwing

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Today, an old lady was walking behind me. She tripped and started to fall, so naturally I turned and outstretched my arms to catch her, but was too late. A man turned just in time to see an old lady on the ground with me with my arms stretched out. I now have a black eye. FML

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50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (2173)

On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

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88 comments

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On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26660) - you deserved it (17821)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
157 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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120 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 7:11am - misc - by ijustwantpizza - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
122 comments

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On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38539) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
65 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

#21290182
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29407) - you deserved it (6462)

On 11/02/2014 at 12:51am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

#21266998
86 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by jquaw - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

#21265100
49 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered "Fat girl problems." FML

#21260102
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37891) - you deserved it (11256)

On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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