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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 544
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chrisjw27 : you know i do what i do when i do what i do

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Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML


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