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chololatino
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by ouch (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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On 07/10/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by mylifesucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine. No one acted wasted, until in the last hour my grandmother started slurring her words and slumping. We thought she was joking, until a doctor at the party confirmed she was having a stroke. FML

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by damniphone - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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