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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chocolatechocha : I can be your worst nightmare or your best wet dream ;-)

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Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31587) - you deserved it (7903)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48623) - you deserved it (4938)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60100) - you deserved it (4601)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML


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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML


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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51077) - you deserved it (14802)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML


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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

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