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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About chjh910 : I'm a 1st degree blackbelt, starting power forward for my rec basketball team, 5,3, weigh 120 pounds, train with elite fighters, my parents are the owners of pizza Tyme, norton MA, and I'm school president effective next year, but I still have those FML moments.

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Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 11:25pm - misc - by A - United States (Georgia)

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML


Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50113) - you deserved it (8805)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML


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On 02/07/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML


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On 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by erjazo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, during dinner, my mom told my dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes for lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia. I was forced to sit through this until I finished my plate. FML


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On 11/01/2013 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Champignon (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm - love - by .__. (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by peniswoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

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