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Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30450) - you deserved it (54738)

On 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm - money - by pool party - United States (Illinois)



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