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  • Town/Country : Indiana, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About chionophobia : My name's Jessica, I go by Jess. The lips in the picture are my lips. I'm a Juggalo and proud of it. If you have something ignorant to say, just leave me alone. I don't have time for it, I have a lot more going on in my life than defending my musical preferences. If you wanna chat, hit me up.

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Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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