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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chinoj961 : I'm me live,love,play,laugh,smile enjoy life you only get one life to live so live it to it's fullest potential! The way to someone's heart is to make them smile all the time!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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chinoj961's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71154) - you deserved it (5621)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

#21200680
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53208) - you deserved it (8261)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

#21183828
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55035) - you deserved it (4796)

On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

#21180513
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48086) - you deserved it (7966)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

#21161740
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46472) - you deserved it (4348)

On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I searched up ways to fix my eyebrows since they were so bushy and thick. I took my tweezers and set to work. It went to shit. So now, I have one completely straight eyebrow that makes me look like Bert from Sesame Street and another that's arched like Nina Dobrev's. FML

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64029) - you deserved it (9319)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64770) - you deserved it (5698)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

#21146270
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54388) - you deserved it (4813)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

#21146042
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41230) - you deserved it (8085)

On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54794) - you deserved it (19857)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

#21127873
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49739) - you deserved it (4536)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

#21082304
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40271) - you deserved it (2995)

On 03/09/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42015) - you deserved it (9606)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

#21041659
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49610) - you deserved it (4174)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)



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