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chimshar
  • Town/Country : Tri-Cities, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 October 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 714
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (7633)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41479) - you deserved it (4503)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7877) - you deserved it (31604)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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