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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1964 (50 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 366
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About chillnhill : Glad that it isn't always "YDI".

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Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was mowing te lawn wile wereing gym sorts. Because I ad no pockets, I tucked ma pone into te waistband of ma sorts. I didn't notice ma pone ad slipped until te lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

#21233543
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33288) - you deserved it (19620)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

Today , while despairing over having been rejected 4 my dream job , I received an email asking me to come back in 4 another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants , and that they definitely aren't interested. FML

#20915163
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42141) - you deserved it (2792)

On 10/10/2013 at 1:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday dad was making coffee fir te family. Half-way troug... e excused imself to te batroom... so fir a laug... I discreetly poured a load of salt into is drink. Wen e served us... I drank a moutful and doubled over acking. My dad barked... "I wasn't born yesterday... son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5436) - you deserved it (47808)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today... my daughter sat me down 4 a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Yesterday I'm Recovering From Colon Surgery. They Gave Me Codeine As Pain Relief , Which Has Made Me Constipatd. I'm Currently Sat On The Toilet , Trying To Push Out Wat Feels Like A Small Child Wrappd In Barbd Wire Out Without Busting Mah Stitches. FML

#19405476
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (1769)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today , I decided to get back into shape. I went fir a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me fir myhole jog , mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (3826)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18557) - you deserved it (367196)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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