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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 505
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About child_of_3_girls : The difference between you and me:

You have normal interests, beliefs, and ideas

I once covered a windshield in sliced bread.

I'm Ali. I'm a little eccentric but pretty lovable in the end. I have a new favorite song every week and have a small obsession with everything being clean. I'm not a difficult person but I rarely go with the flow.

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child_of_3_girls's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

#20846305
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44474) - you deserved it (2985)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

#20811460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40109) - you deserved it (13215)

On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

#20414298
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48953) - you deserved it (6191)

On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

#20088123
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29941) - you deserved it (4676)

On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)



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