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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chicme : Psychology major. Music lover. LAX. socially awkward.....pretty much it

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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chicme's favorite FMLs

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26713) - you deserved it (3077)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36651) - you deserved it (3198)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35580) - you deserved it (4764)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (39287) - you deserved it (6322)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41285) - you deserved it (5354) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

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