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chickenwalrus's favorite FMLs
Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML
by Meowingtons500 / 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by yollew / 11/25/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by mrs.nerd / 10/23/2011 at 8:38am / United States / Love
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML
by Why_Not31 / 09/01/2011 at 5:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The…