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cheshirecat13242

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cheshirecat13242

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1592
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cheshirecat13242 : Hi there! I'm a guy, 30 years old, a U.S. Air Force vet, a very single dad of an awesome 5 year old girl, & an easygoing guy--that's very opinionated.

I like ATV's, snowboarding, traveling, hiking and drinking beer. If you're here because you liked one of my comments--great--PM me about it & shower me with your appreciation! If it's because you want to bitch about my comment that offended you, feel free to PM me & I'll gladly tell you to go hump a rake.

"Yeah.. People rent me sometimes."
--K. Jeremy Cain

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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cheshirecat13242's favorite FMLs

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42494) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

#20982484
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45684) - you deserved it (17464)

On 12/06/2013 at 2:08am - money - by butterfingers - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

#20980652
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45764) - you deserved it (11871)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML

#20980593
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44743) - you deserved it (4095)

On 12/04/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

#20979326
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45889) - you deserved it (8535)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:33pm - kids - by DocShadow (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

#20979319
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41335) - you deserved it (4048)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm - health - by wheezy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out that if you accidentally step on your boss's dog's tail, yes, you can get fired. But not because you stepped on the dog's tail. You didn't say sorry. FML

#20979207
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28238) - you deserved it (40586)

On 12/03/2013 at 9:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

#20975074
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49019) - you deserved it (12014)

On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

#20975053
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43082) - you deserved it (4164)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

#20974977
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51408) - you deserved it (4055)

On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

#20974977
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51408) - you deserved it (4055)

On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

#20974977
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51408) - you deserved it (4055)

On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

#20974953
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (40265)

On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

#20974690
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40645) - you deserved it (3711)

On 11/29/2013 at 1:08pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

#20974597
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47128) - you deserved it (7624)

On 11/29/2013 at 10:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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