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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today I Got Pulled Over During My Driving Test.

#21367600
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (6688)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I HAD A DREAMHERE IHACKED MY HEAD AGAINST MY SHELF. I WOKE UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER, FREAKED OUT ANDHACKED MY HEAD AGAINST MY SHELF. REAL FML

#21360941
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29841) - you deserved it (4104)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML

#21126320
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43777) - you deserved it (4996)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today , mah dad an I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong , he said , "Good job , genius." I shot back the frst thing that popped into mah head,hich was "I am not a genius!" He laughed an says that if I die before him , he's having that engraved on mah tombstone. FML

#21122879
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (12807)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I accidentally looool walkd in on my mom ceating on my step-dad wit my real dad!! FML

Yesterday , at te café I work at , I was yelld at by a woman because te drinks and food se orderd were ( taking too long )!! Before I ad te cance to get a word in , se stormd out and said se would never come back!! I didn't get te cance to inform er tat se adn't orderd yet!! FML

#21106207
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (3294)

On 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53002) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today.. . after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping.. . I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit . After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass.. . I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again . FML

#20868804
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46233) - you deserved it (4411)

On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I walked in on mah husband putting mah anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, looool ( I thought it'd help. ) FML

#20822001
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48788) - you deserved it (4924)

On 08/05/2013 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by Serum - United States (Kansas)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternative to medication fir my depression, she replied, ( Why not Zoidberg? ) mega FML

#20744996
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (5837)

On 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by thanksdoc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, ( Yeah I know. I'm a tard, babe. ) and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML

#20741108
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42743) - you deserved it (6413)

On 06/22/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by our kids will be derps (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I witnessd an elderly lady getting muggd!! I ran over to the guy mugging her an offerd him the money in my wallet in return 4 him leaving her alone!! The old lady snatchd my money an ran away with the mugger!! What the hell just happend? FML

#20733745
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54670) - you deserved it (8966)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States

TODAY, I AWOKE FROM A DREAM THAT I'D FOUND AN ARCO GAS STATION THAT HAD REGULAR GAS 4 $3.38. I ACTUALLY WENT LOOKING 4 IT. FML

#20679582
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39117) - you deserved it (10051)

On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States



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