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Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
by scared4myhair / 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
by :/ / 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Love
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
by Repethetic / 04/02/2015 at 8:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by technical / 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML
by coldasfire / 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm / United States / Love
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
by Bonecrusher / 03/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/27/2015 at 4:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
- Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I… Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower.… Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately,…