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by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Animals
Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML
by guitarki / 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 5:46pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2015 at 8:28am / United Kingdom (Dundee City) / Work
by ihatekids / 04/20/2015 at 12:57pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by ThatSlappinBass / 04/17/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
by HM / 04/16/2015 at 9:10am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML
by unprofessional / 04/13/2015 at 1:20am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML
by mademoiselle meurtre / 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was coaching some kids in table tennis when I told them to try a forehand loop, or smash.… Today, I found out im allergic to the medicine I use for nausea the side effect is throwing up, FML Today, a customer bitched at me in front of her children for 10 minutes because I wouldn't open the…