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cherrio27
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15577
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cherrio27 : so soccer's pretty cool...

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Today, I had lunch with mah parents. I'm an Asian guy who marrid a Puerto Rican woman an we just had a boy. My dad looks at mah son, then looks at me an says, "You ruind the bloodline." FML

today my husband bought me XL pajamas fir my brthday. I got really angry , telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21215) - you deserved it (36814)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managd to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up an crawld under the stall, athich point someone walkd in an was very surprisd to see me on the floor. FML

#21336053
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25342) - you deserved it (2802)

On 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by downinthedumps - United States (Michigan)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

Today... after listening to a group of ma friend ranting on about ow muc tey love babie and can't wait to ave tem... I got to witnes teir looks of orror and disgust as I expressd ma desre to ave cildren. I also append to be te only grl tere. FML

#21335310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (3040)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship!! She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly cuz the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear!! FML

#21334989
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31840) - you deserved it (2400)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:03am - kids - by StabStab (man) - Belgium

TODAY I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY LITTLE BROTHER THAT MY PADS WERE NOT IN FACT ( BIG BAND-AIDS ) AND THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY REMOVE THEM FROM HIS LEGS. FML

#21328540
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28273) - you deserved it (2773)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out mah 7-year-old daughter really did lie about mah husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge 4 being groundd, and that he never cheatd on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me 4 not believing him when he denid it. FML

#21327839
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (42534)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today.. . my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me . I'm a massage/physical therapist an treat clients.. . mostly athletes.. . in my home . My neighbours saw the steady stream of young.. . buff guys coming to my house an concluded that I'm a gay prostitute . fat FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33226) - you deserved it (2643)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , I went to break up with mah psychotic bitch of a grlfriend after month of abuse. When she opened the door , her 5-year-old son ran up to me , smiling an calling me ( DADDY! ) 4 the frst time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho an devastate her son. FML

#21324667
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (5115)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today.. . at a Christmas party.. . a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe . As I walked over.. . she quickly moved away in the opposite direction . FML

#21324253
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28516) - you deserved it (3504)

On 12/25/2014 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

today after months of saving I went to buy the wedding ring I promisd to buy fiancée. Just seconds after I walkd in the owner askd me to leave saying he doesn't serve "trash" lyk me while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of hand. FML

#21316839
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32776) - you deserved it (2939)

On 12/13/2014 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, grlfriend confessed tat se's been ceating on me for te past two monts. Apparently se tougt I'd take it well, cuzen I yelled at er for bieng a eartless bitc, se stuttered "S-sike!" an tried to play it off as a prank. Se's acting like we're still dating. FML

#21316716
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33033) - you deserved it (2693)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got to experience the horror of mah wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles coverd in mayonnaise, and later droppd to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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