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by blackchin III / 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML
by fuckmyjob / 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/19/2014 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
by professorsdaughter / 06/19/2014 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Shannon / 06/18/2014 at 8:58pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML
by Carlee_Casten / 06/17/2014 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by ifeelfat / 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
by luckycharmed / 06/17/2014 at 1:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by gracezering / 06/17/2014 at 7:45am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by UnhappilyUnemployed / 06/16/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by FirstDaddy / 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…