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cherrio27
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17019
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cherrio27 : so soccer's pretty cool...

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cherrio27's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54160) - you deserved it (7393)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML

#21157917
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40691) - you deserved it (4935)

On 05/31/2014 at 2:40am - kids - by moomanjohnny - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

#21157398
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61043) - you deserved it (6730)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

#21157319
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42808) - you deserved it (9923)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

#21156317
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47946) - you deserved it (4204)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today, out of habit from twelve years of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

#21156297
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42251) - you deserved it (6755)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

#21155774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46828) - you deserved it (5794)

On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

#21155744
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44646) - you deserved it (4430)

On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61736) - you deserved it (4774)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

#21154891
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46195) - you deserved it (3477)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:07pm - misc - by chubbs - United States (California)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47657) - you deserved it (28518)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

#21154464
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48840) - you deserved it (5833)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63994) - you deserved it (5633)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML



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