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cherrio27
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cherrio27 : so soccer's pretty cool...

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cherrio27's favorite FMLs

Today , after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian , I got grounded . Apparently , ( black people can't be vegetarians ) and , I'm ( crazy fir even suggesting something like that . ) FML

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On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when mah son decided to throw a tantrum asking 4 food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking 4 someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33275) - you deserved it (5058)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26803) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean yur ( shitter ) beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (7718)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my son to the playground an watchd him have fun!! Minutes later, I was being shovd around an calld a pedophile cuz I was there alone with no wife!! By the time I convincd them I was innocent, my son was bawling!! FML

#21374998
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37613) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, mah dad dacidd that tha bast way to allaviata mah crippling daprassion is to talk to ma in a babby voica.

#21374972
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28410) - you deserved it (2968)

On 03/15/2015 at 10:57am - health - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I receivd a phone call from the counselor at mah son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they askd him to stop, he growld. FML

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair skin and nails vitamins . The only thing growing noticeably longer faster stronger and healthier r mah pubes . I've never sheared a sheep before but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable . mega FML

#21368822
55 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today , mah boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together , he was finally about to make me orgasm 4 the frst time by himself. Just as I was reaching mah peak , he orgasmd at the thought of finishing me off and stoppd. FML

#21367801
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41026) - you deserved it (3438)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was expecting a card from my usband stationed in Japan, but e mailed it to my mom. Since I'm busy an don't see er muc, se tried to elp by mailing it to me. It's long overdue, an te post office never got it. Te card came from Japan, only to get lost traveling from 30 minutes away. FML

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while having sex, mah fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart an said, "God, you love fucking mah pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (3139)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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