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by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 11:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by mokki / 03/31/2015 at 8:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by BERNDTOAST / 03/27/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
by actually just constipated.. and stupid / 03/04/2015 at 10:03am / Tunisia / Health
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by confused / 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by LD / 01/23/2015 at 11:46am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
- Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there… Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of… Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It…
- Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, someone left a can of scentless bugspray next to the stove, I greased a cake pan with it and…