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Today , I fell asleep in class.. . And woke up hour later . My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to seehat mah face would be like waking up to a new class .

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On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML

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93 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

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On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turnd the TV on in a desperate attempt looool to drown him out. You'll never guess wat movie was on. FML

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On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up cuz we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was . FML

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On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When looool I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

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On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML

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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed mah husband in the shower singing Chicago's ( You're the Inspration ) to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

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On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in te car wit my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, se blurtd out from te backseat, "I don't love u anymore." Sockd, I askd er to repeat erself. Se lookd me straigt in te eye and said, "Te puppy doesn't love u eiter." FML

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On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States

TODAY, AFTER HAVING SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND, WE WERE CUDDLING WHEN HE GRABBED HIS PENIS AND MADE IT SAY, "THAT WAS AMAZING! THANK YOU FOR THE SEX." HE'S 21 YEARS OLD . FML

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On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)



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